Pirate's Lair - Disneyland, USA 2007
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Tom and Huck have been evicted, and Jack Sparrow has moved in. See ther results as the beans visit Tom Sawyer's Island - oops, Pirates Lair!


Argh, patch-eyed pals and newly-evicted Missouri river rats, and welcome to Pirate's Lair! The beans are about to embark on a cruise across the Rivers of America for a day on the island that used to be home to Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, and all their Mark Twain-ish friends. But it seems that ol' Tom and Huck don't resonate these days as well as ol' Jack Sparrow, so out went the classic American adventure tale, and in came the scurvy ravaged buccaneers. Who says that piracy doesn't exist today?

Anyway, as you can tell our beans are ready to abandon Mr. Sawyer and Mr. Finn in favor of the pirate scalawags. Instead of whitewashing their can, they've kept their traditional (and pirate approved!) blue & black label intact.

So over the next few months what's left of Injun Joe's caves and Fort Discovery will be yanked out, and more pirates than you can shake a bottle of rum at will move in. And before you know it, your overly-sugared hyper kids will be walking the plank and losing limbs to crocodiles like the best of them...

So the beans had a good time playing with the new kids on the block. And if it makes you feel better, you'll be pleased to know that Tom, Huck, and Becky didn't go away empty handed; a treasure chest apiece helped soothe their now homeless hearts. The beans were glad to broker that deal, and for only a small kickback as commission. Yargh!


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