Every mouse needs a home of his own - this one is Mickey's. See what takes place when the beans come a-callin'.

Hey there Toons and Teens, and welcome to the bounciest place on Earth - Mickey's Toontown! It's here in this back corner of Disneyland you'll find the magical land built by toons. The backstory says that Mickey's Toontown has always been a part of Disneyland - it just wasn't discovered by flesh-and-blood characters until the early 90's. Now, I've gotta tell you - the frijoles and I have prowled just about every square inch of Disneyland, and we never stumbled across the place until its grand opening. Hmmm... Either the beans have become totally oblivious to the most obvious of things, or else we were too distracted by the nearby churro cart.

Our first stop in Toontown is at the most popular attraction back here - (the fact that it's the only attraction that adults and kids can fit in comfortably aside) - Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin! When you join Roger and company inside Benny the Cab for a trip through Toontown, you're actually in control of the cab's direction. Spin it left, spin it right, spin it all around. You won't get any traffic tickets or angry middle fingers for your poor driving skills here, although the weasels do have a large barrel of Dip handy if needed. The beans liked driving recklessly throughout the ride, although they're still a little disappointed that they couldn't talk Jessica Rabbit into cruising with them for a while...

The beans then stopped by Toontown's City Hall, which is a totally different experience than most bureaucratic government offices. Instead of grouchy, burned out clerks and stacks of forms to fill out in triplicate, Mickey's version of City Hall is filled with happy, smiling animated insanity. Ah, if only our real legislative system was ran like this - parking tickets would be a lot more fun, and the odds of anyone starting pointless wars would be greatly reduced, unless they involved cream pies instead of WMDs. (Ooh, did we say that out loud?) Anyway, the beans went in and applied for a nice, cushy Toontown government job - Commissioner of Traveling Agricultural Products. It's be perfect for them - great benefits, undemanding hours, 125 holidays a year, 5 martini lunches... Do you think they'll stand a chance?

Speaking of imbibing in all sorts of interesting beverages throughout the work day, the beans found the source for all of those delicious recipes - Goofy Water! Yes, Mickey's Toontown has Goofy Water on tap, free to all who need a little refresher. The fact that it's sugar free, salt free, calorie free, low carb, and has no added colors, flavors, or preservatives aside, it's actually pretty good H2O. Just don't let the drinking fountain shoot you up the nose, because you can be sure someone will laugh. The beans decided that Goofy Water was just the right ingredient for their new hot tub - only they can't figure out how to get it into their can. Maybe they need to call the Toontown plumber?

And while the sign says that Toontown closes at 8:30, the beans know that the party never really stops back here. So once the riff-raff (i.e. paparazzi) are gone, the real fun begins. They'll break out some of the "special" Goofy water, and the beans have promised to bring the guacamole, as long as the toons remember the chips. They'll then dance and frolic until sunrise, finally stumbling home right before sunrise. It'll be a blast, and the best part? Neither Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton are invited. So there you have it - a wonderful day (and an exotic night) in Mickey's Toontown. The frijoles would like to thank The Mouse himself for his hospitality, and they send out their best wishes and eternal gratitude to all of the toons (especially Jessica Rabbit) for letting them hang out in their private backyard. The beans enjoyed their visit, and are glad that nobody forced them to weed their yards or clean their gutters as payment.