Hiya, pharaohs and Indiana Jones-wannabees, and welcome to Giza! Today the beans get reeeeally old - as in the Fourth Dynasty of Ancient Egypt old. (That's 2613 to 2494 BC, for those of you who try to hide your age.) On your left is the Pyramid of Khufu, and on the right is the Pyramid of Khafre. Then, in the foreground is the Cylinder of Frijoles. It's not as old, but a whole lot tastier.

Anyway, Khufu was the second pharaoh of the Fourth Dynasty, and ruled all of Egypt for somewhere around 23 years. He's considered to be the guy behind the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza, which you've gotta admit - is still far more impressive than Trump Tower.

Meanwhile, his next door neighbor is son Khafra (aka "Khafre"), who built the Great Sphinx during his reign. Again, we have to say huzzah! for their ingenuity and design - these suckers were built to last.

In the end, the beans had a great time visiting the pyramids, and would like to tell you that they climbed to the summit of BOTH. Alas, the assent was too much for a metal can to handle, so instead they admired them from afar - and thanked their lucky scarab that they didn't run into any cursed graves.