Hello again, hunters and fossils, and welcome to Holbrook, Arizona! The travelin' beans have once again dropped by the International Petrified Forest/Museum of the Americas/Dinosaur Park, where they visited late last year. And as you can see, things really haven't changed all that much in the past few months. But really now -- did you figure they would? I mean, it did take millions of years for the dinosaurs to go from being ferocious meat eaters to dopey purple kiddie TV stars... So apparently things move mighty slow out here in the desert heat. Regardless, the beans were thrilled to go back out and play in the rocks. Now, if they'd only thought to bring a canteen with them...

Here the beans help out a young beauty with her talent portion of the "Miss Jurassic" pageant. Although she got bonus marks for working the beans into her routine, she was promptly disqualified for eating the judge who dared claim that she looked a little pudgy during the swimsuit round. So much for that Miss Congeniality runner-up scholarship...

"Hey, diddle diddle. The cat and the fiddle. The raptor ran away with the beans. But the frijoles remained brave and instead offered up a knave. Poor kid - never made it out of his teens." And that right there, ladies and gents, is the reason why the frijoles should never consider a career writing nursery rhymes. The poor rugrats would be explaining this to their therapists for years to come...