A quart of ale is a dish for a king. - William Shakespeare

Beer. The mere mention of the word conjures up images of tall glasses of draft, sports, pizza, Clydesdales, and Homer Simpson slobbering uncontrollably. So when in Canada (home to two of the most famous beer drinkers of all time, Bob & Doug McKenzie), if you want a cold one, where do you go? Why, The Beer Store, of course!

The Beer Store is the official Canadian government-ran beer retailer, and the only store in Ontario where you can pick up a case of suds. At the Beer Store's 433 locations in Ontario, you can choose from 286 varieties of lager, ale, stout, dry, light, draught, malt, or ice brewski in over 900 package combinations - and growing. Choose your brews from the menu, place your order, and before you can say "beer belly", out it comes from the back on a conveyor belt - chilled and ready to go. Best of all, you'll never be asked, "Would you like fries with that?"

The beans enjoyed visiting this Canadian institution, and remind you that stupid things like drinking & driving will land you in the can -- and not a can of beans, my friend.