"Do you like my can of black beans, Colin?" Yes sir, Mr. President. The beans are very lovely." "I'm thinking about creating a new administrative post for them. What'd y'all think?" "I think that's a very wise move, sir." "Good. I hereby declare these beans to be the Secretary of the Frijole... I can do that you know, 'cause I'm in charge." Says so right here on the front of this podium. (Insert Colin Powell rolling his eyes here...) Okay, okay, okay -- as you've probably figured out by now, this isn't the most legitimate photo you'll ever find here on BATW, but since it cracked me up so much, even though I swore I'd never include fake pics intentionally I just had to post this one. BATW Ambassador "jcyellow" from Illinois submitted this with the caption "If only this were real", to which the beans heartily agree. It would be a giant leap forward in that pledge for world peace that the beans are always talking about...